Sunday, November 24, 2013

Cell No!

This week the FCC announced that they are considering allowing passengers to use cell phones while in flight. The response has not been very positive. 

Dear FCC, let me set the scene for you…

Thursday, November 21, 2013

"Happy Birthday Tina"

Can you feel the crackle of excitement in the air? Christmas has come early my friends. I have scored a piece of fictional gold from a famous Hollywood writer (for anonymity, we will call him... Dexter Pangborn). Enjoy!

“Happy Birthday Tina!” By Dexter Pangborn

OUT-GOING MESSAGE: "This is Tina. I can’t get to the phone right now, but please leave me a message. Bye-bye!"

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Walnuts of War

Today there were three. Three black walnuts sitting on my door step. Those rat bastards really know how to yank my collar. I’ll get them. I. Will. Get. Them.  

My name is C.U. Frank. I am a Boston Terrier and the alpha canine in A/I/K/E’s rescued pack. My full name is Crazy Uncle Frank, I was named after a beloved relative that seriously went off the deep end. I had…issues. I was sick. I would hide dirty socks in my human brothers back pack, steal his shoes and bury them in my cave/crate, pee in his room. Hence the C.U. I’m much better now and I prefer not to think of my puppy mill days. 

Monday, November 11, 2013

All Wind and Piss

I hate to say it, but there are many things that piss me off. My ‘pissyness’ scale ranges from a mild ‘huh, ain’t that some shit’ to turning into the ‘Incredible She-Hulk’. (My color is not green, it’s more of a heart attack reddish purple.) Anyway, as you can see it’s a very wide scale and it is very rare that I go full-on ‘She-Hulk’. The past few weeks, I have been ‘collecting’ things that have pissed me off. None are ‘She-Hulk’ worthy, but they are irritating all the same

Sunday, November 3, 2013

I Love Joan Rivers

Friday was a great day for me! First, I was able to stay up past 8PM (still getting use to waking up at 4 AM for work…DOH). Second, I went to see Joan Rivers live onstage at a local casino. She was….amazing.

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