I don't like to be wet and I really hate to sweat. If I sweat, then I’ll have to shower and get wet again, only to do something else that will make me sweat. Then I’ll need another shower.
Do you see the cycle here? Before you know it you’ve spent
your whole day wet (sweating and showering)!
If God wanted us to spend the whole day in a cycle of
wetness, He would have made us live in the water instead of on land. We would
be wrinkled, puffy, grey, bloated and bulging marine mammals.
But I can’t live in the
water because I would get wet. See the problem?
I'll have to learn how to roll in the sand to sandblast the crud
and stink off of me…