Monday, September 30, 2013

Sweat Cycle

I don't like to be wet and I really hate to sweat. If I sweat, then I’ll have to shower and get wet again, only to do something else that will make me sweat. Then I’ll need another shower. 

Do you see the cycle here? Before you know it you’ve spent your whole day wet (sweating and showering)! 

If God wanted us to spend the whole day in a cycle of wetness, He would have made us live in the water instead of on land. We would be wrinkled, puffy, grey, bloated and bulging marine mammals.

But I can’t live in the water because I would get wet. See the problem?

I'll have to learn how to roll in the sand to sandblast the crud and stink off of me…

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