Thursday, August 29, 2013

Feet Are Gross

I don’t like feet. Even properly cared for feet are disgusting. That’s why feet are located under the ass. Feet are so gross even the ass needed a long leg to separate it from those germ carrying, corn pocked, bunion bent, poo squashing, flakey, sponges of stink. 

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Un-Productive Tuesday...

9 AM: Get coffee. Fire up laptop and sit in front of it. Tick…tick…tick...Nothing...

9:05 AM: Lets see what's happening in the world today. View online news sites. The entire west coast has brush fires. Not good. Awww, cute puppy…

Friday, August 23, 2013

Nerd By Proxy

Dear friends, I have a confession to make. For a long time, I tried to hide it. With age, I have grown to accept it and finally embrace it.

I…(sniff, sniff. This is so hard)…I have 'nerd' tendencies. (gasp)

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Knock, Knock...

We've all seen them. AT&T's ad campaign 'It's not complicated' featuring adorable children with a robotic adult straight man. Set in a class room, the adult chats with the delightful tots making the commercial and dialog seem unscripted.  

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